SEVEN QUESTIONABLE
LIMERICKS
1)
A mass-less neutrino
named Bill
Went so fast his
friends seemed to stand still.
He sped past each boson
And zipped past a photon
With “I’ll go faster
than light, yes I will!”
A cosmic observer
called Mark*
Found 1a’s were a
standardized spark,
So we know space expands
Quicker than math demands
And we call its
strange energy “dark”.
3)
Since the time of the
Tories and Whigs,
Since Adam was clad
just in figs,
Laws of church and of state
Have had no science debate,
For you can’t have a
Mass without Higgs.
4)
The math that
describes quantum strings
Also seems to explain
cosmic things,
But it needs ten dimensions,
Which causes some tensions
About “Theory of
Everything” flings.
5)
A hip physicist,
Brian Greene,
Has us contemplate
worlds yet unseen.
Be it blessing or curse,
This weird multi-verse
Would multiply both
kind and mean.
6)
Does our spacetime
grow rounder or flatter?
Do WIMPs make far
light bend and scatter?
Spirals don’t fall apart,
So we think, as a start,
Seven tenths of our
“stuff” is dark matter.
7)
The Standard Model is
viewed as an article
Proved by the mass
and the charge of each particle.
Yet it would be better
And shown to the letter
If supersymmetry
found us a sparticle.
*Phillips
Dec. 26, 2011
Dec. 26, 2011